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Poppy Super Leage
Season Awards

League Table

Overall team rankings

League Race

Because we're all little worms really.

Team Rankings

Transfers

Little bit wey, little bit woah.

Team Rankings

Points left on the bench

Decisions

Best captain pick

Decisions

Vice-Captain to the rescue

The best vice-captain scores only for weeks where the original captain did not play.

Decisions

Season captain picks

Overall captain points, and the total points lost by through bad picks.

Decisions

The Chipp Daddy

Bench Boost and Triple Captain bonuses.

Players

Naah-land

A world without Haaland. AKA the second half of the season.

Players

Flogged dead horses

Glue tomorrow.

Cup

The Poppy Super League Cup

The thing everyone wanted to win really.

PPAD

PPAD don't preach.

Points Per Active Decision. A thing I've made up because I thought I'd rank highly in it. Because the only things that actually matter are the decisions - transfers, captaincy, and selections - ignoring the random chance of how good your initial selections were.

Overall Team Rankings

Final league table

Ranking after gameweek 38.

#01

2171 pts

Dynamo Brockley

Wil Barber

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#02

2161 pts

Nick Pope's Popcast

Ashley Day

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#03

2120 pts

The VAR Koels

alex ashby

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#04

2055 pts

Fellowship of t'Ball

Thomas Chitseko

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#05

2052 pts

Red Star Bowgrade

Joe Meadway

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#06

1898 pts

Perch Albion FC

Adie Kaye

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#07

1841 pts

Tortoise Rovers

Louise Robinson

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#08

1826 pts

Brann-ing Sensations

Charlie D

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League Ranking

Ranking line chart

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GW1

Transfers

Rice in, Eze out

Fellowship of t'Ball banked 17 net points in GW20.

Average transfer points gained, full ranking

#1 The VAR Koels 6.57

#2 Brann-ing Sensations 5.43

#3 Fellowship of t'Ball 4.88

#4 Tortoise Rovers 4.23

#5 Red Star Bowgrade 4.21

#6 Nick Pope's Popcast 2.53

#7 Dynamo Brockley 1.11

#8 Perch Albion FC 0

Each team's best and worst transfer

Best Single, Full Ranking

#1 Rice Fellowship of t'Ball +17 vs Eze

#2 Watkins Red Star Bowgrade +16 vs Ekitiké

#3 Semenyo Brann-ing Sensations +14 vs Palmer

#4 B.Fernandes The VAR Koels +13 vs Rice

#5 Rice Tortoise Rovers +11 vs Enzo

#6 Grealish Dynamo Brockley +10 vs Saka

#7 B.Fernandes Nick Pope's Popcast +10 vs Saka

#8 No transfer Perch Albion FC +0 vs No transfer

Worst Single, Full Ranking

#1 Šeško Tortoise Rovers -16 vs Mateta

#2 Trossard Dynamo Brockley -16 vs Rice

#3 Guéhi Red Star Bowgrade -15 vs O’Reilly

#4 Haaland Nick Pope's Popcast -15 vs Thiago

#5 Justin The VAR Koels -14 vs Guéhi

#6 Sousa Fellowship of t'Ball -8 vs Tarkowski

#7 Richarlison Brann-ing Sensations -7 vs Bowen

#8 No transfer Perch Albion FC 0 vs No transfer

Bench

The VAR Koels left 391 points behind

The single worst bench was 28 points in GW1.

Season points left on bench, full ranking

#1 The VAR Koels 391 avg 10.3 / worst GW9

#2 Dynamo Brockley 376 avg 9.9 / worst GW1

#3 Tortoise Rovers 353 avg 9.3 / worst GW36

#4 Nick Pope's Popcast 344 season bench pts biggest single week: 28 in GW3

#5 Red Star Bowgrade 281 season bench pts biggest single week: 21 in GW22

#6 Brann-ing Sensations 202 season bench pts biggest single week: 24 in GW15

#7 Fellowship of t'Ball 138 season bench pts biggest single week: 19 in GW20

#8 Perch Albion FC 111 season bench pts biggest single week: 18 in GW35

Individual worst bench week, full ranking

#1 Dynamo Brockley 28 pts in GW1 Rice (6),Semenyo (15),Estève (1),Henderson (6)

#2 Nick Pope's Popcast 28 pts in GW3 Estève (1),Dewsbury-Hall (12),Guéhi (15),Kinsky (0)

#3 The VAR Koels 26 pts in GW9 King (1),Dúbravka (2),Romero (0),Van de Ven (23)

#4 Tortoise Rovers 25 pts in GW36 Raya (9),Gusto (2),N.Williams (2),Anderson (12)

#5 Brann-ing Sensations 24 pts in GW15 Cash (9),Muñoz (0),Dúbravka (3),Stach (12)

#6 Red Star Bowgrade 21 pts in GW22 King (1),Rodon (6),Sels (10),Ballard (4)

#7 Fellowship of t'Ball 19 pts in GW20 Rice (17),Sousa (0),João Pedro (2),Kinsky (0)

#8 Perch Albion FC 18 pts in GW35 Saka (11),Haaland (7),Trippier (0),Areola (0)

Captain Pick, Single Match

Semenyo for Tortoise Rovers

GW7 produced 36 captain points.

Best captain pick, full ranking

#1 Semenyo Tortoise Rovers 36 GW7

#2 Foden Red Star Bowgrade 34 GW14

#3 Haaland The VAR Koels 32 GW6

#4 Perch Albion FC Haaland GW6 - 32 pts

#5 Fellowship of t'Ball Haaland GW6 - 32 pts

#6 Nick Pope's Popcast Haaland GW17 - 32 pts

#7 Brann-ing Sensations Haaland GW17 - 32 pts

#8 Dynamo Brockley Wood GW1 - 26 pts

Worst captain pick, full ranking

#1 Palmer The VAR Koels 0 GW2

#2 Caicedo Red Star Bowgrade 0 GW12

#3 Ekitiké Dynamo Brockley 0 GW20

#4 Nick Pope's Popcast Haaland GW28 - 0 pts

#5 Perch Albion FC Haaland GW28 - 0 pts

#6 Fellowship of t'Ball Haaland GW28 - 0 pts

#7 Tortoise Rovers Gravenberch GW29 - 0 pts

#8 Brann-ing Sensations Gabriel GW33 - 0 pts

Vice Captain Rescue

B.Fernandes rescued Dynamo Brockley

Only weeks where the vice captain actually came into play because the original captain did not play.

#1 B.Fernandes Dynamo Brockley 28 GW38

#2 B.Fernandes Nick Pope's Popcast 26 GW28

#3 J.Timber The VAR Koels 16 GW28

#4 Fellowship of t'Ball Semenyo GW28 - 16 pts

#5 Red Star Bowgrade Semenyo GW38 - 12 pts

#6 Tortoise Rovers Anderson GW31 - 10 pts

#7 Brann-ing Sensations Cucurella GW31 - 2 pts

- Perch Albion FC - Vice captain never came into play

Captain Pick, Overall

The VAR Koels topped the armband table

496 captain points, excluding triple captain weeks.

Total captain points, full ranking

#1 The VAR Koels 496

#2 Perch Albion FC 496

#3 Nick Pope's Popcast 438

#4 Red Star Bowgrade 436

#5 Dynamo Brockley 432

#6 Fellowship of t'Ball 430

#7 Brann-ing Sensations 420

#8 Tortoise Rovers 312

Captain points left behind, full ranking

#1 Red Star Bowgrade 520 16.3 per miss / worst 34

#2 Dynamo Brockley 516 15.6 per miss / worst 36

#3 Nick Pope's Popcast 498 14.6 per miss / worst 34

#4 Tortoise Rovers 494 left behind 15.4 per miss / worst single miss 38

#5 The VAR Koels 454 left behind 15.7 per miss / worst single miss 32

#6 Fellowship of t'Ball 414 left behind 14.8 per miss / worst single miss 34

#7 Perch Albion FC 406 left behind 15.6 per miss / worst single miss 36

#8 Brann-ing Sensations 366 left behind 11.1 per miss / worst single miss 32

Chips Used

The VAR Koels got the biggest chip bonus

91 points came from Bench Boost and Triple Captain bonuses.

Overall chip points gained, full ranking

#1 The VAR Koels 91 BB 80 / TC 11

#2 Fellowship of t'Ball 48 BB 33 / TC 15

#3 Red Star Bowgrade 45 BB 27 / TC 18

#4 Nick Pope's Popcast 24 BB 15 / TC 9

#5 Dynamo Brockley 16 BB 5 / TC 11

#6 Tortoise Rovers 14 BB 8 / TC 6

#7 Perch Albion FC 10 BB 2 / TC 8

#8 Brann-ing Sensations 0 BB 0 / TC 0

Bench Boost Ranking

#1 The VAR Koels 80 pts Base total 2297

#2 Fellowship of t'Ball 33 pts Base total 2154

#3 Red Star Bowgrade 27 pts Base total 2214

#4 Nick Pope's Popcast 15 pts Base total 2398

#5 Tortoise Rovers 8 pts Base total 1895

#6 Dynamo Brockley 5 pts Base total 2410

#7 Perch Albion FC 2 pts Base total 1888

#8 Brann-ing Sensations 0 pts Base total 1874

Triple Captain Ranking

#1 Red Star Bowgrade 18 pts Base total 2214

#2 Fellowship of t'Ball 15 pts Base total 2154

#3 The VAR Koels 11 pts Base total 2297

#4 Dynamo Brockley 11 pts Base total 2410

#5 Nick Pope's Popcast 9 pts Base total 2398

#6 Perch Albion FC 8 pts Base total 1888

#7 Tortoise Rovers 6 pts Base total 1895

#8 Brann-ing Sensations 0 pts Base total 1874

Naah-land

Dynamo Brockley kept the most without Haaland

A counterfactual total if Haaland was replaced by the first eligible substitute wherever he appeared.

#1 Dynamo Brockley 2040 without Haaland -147 pts impact, 18 affected weeks, -8.2 average impact.

#2 Nick Pope's Popcast 1994 without Haaland -219 pts impact, 31 affected weeks, -7.1 average impact.

#3 Red Star Bowgrade 1874 without Haaland -182 pts impact, 20 affected weeks, -9.1 average impact.

#4 The VAR Koels 1855 without Haaland -269 pts impact, 35 affected weeks, -7.7 average impact.

#5 Tortoise Rovers 1818 without Haaland -23 pts impact, 1 affected weeks, -23.0 average impact.

#6 Brann-ing Sensations 1619 without Haaland -215 pts impact, 33 affected weeks, -6.5 average impact.

#7 Fellowship of t'Ball 1604 without Haaland -451 pts impact, 39 affected weeks, -11.6 average impact.

#8 Perch Albion FC 1473 without Haaland -425 pts impact, 38 affected weeks, -11.2 average impact.

Flogged Dead Horses

Reed for Perch Albion FC

Players picked for at least 9 weeks while scoring fewer than 3 points per game.

#1 Perch Albion FC Reed - 1.0 pts/game Reed kept for 14 games: 14 total pts.

#2 Tortoise Rovers Gusto - 1.3 pts/game Gusto kept for 10 games: 13 total pts.

#3 Perch Albion FC Areola - 1.54 pts/game Areola kept for 13 games: 20 total pts.

#4 Fellowship of t'Ball Dalot - 2.0 pts/game Dalot kept for 9 games: 18 total pts.

#5 Tortoise Rovers Foden - 2.22 pts/game Foden kept for 9 games: 20 total pts.

#6 Perch Albion FC Mitoma - 2.23 pts/game Mitoma kept for 26 games: 58 total pts.

#7 Perch Albion FC Awoniyi - 2.29 pts/game Awoniyi kept for 17 games: 39 total pts.

#8 Brann-ing Sensations Estève - 2.33 pts/game Estève kept for 9 games: 21 total pts.

#9 Perch Albion FC Estève - 2.35 pts/game Estève kept for 34 games: 80 total pts.

#10 Perch Albion FC Trippier - 2.35 pts/game Trippier kept for 23 games: 54 total pts.

#11 Brann-ing Sensations Foden - 2.6 pts/game Foden kept for 10 games: 26 total pts.

#12 Fellowship of t'Ball O'Brien - 2.78 pts/game O'Brien kept for 9 games: 25 total pts.

#13 Tortoise Rovers Chalobah - 2.85 pts/game Chalobah kept for 13 games: 37 total pts.

#14 Nick Pope's Popcast Thiago - 2.89 pts/game Thiago kept for 9 games: 26 total pts.

#15 Red Star Bowgrade Šeško - 2.91 pts/game Šeško kept for 11 games: 32 total pts.

#16 Brann-ing Sensations James - 2.92 pts/game James kept for 12 games: 35 total pts.

#17 Brann-ing Sensations Gravenberch - 2.94 pts/game Gravenberch kept for 17 games: 50 total pts.

#18 Perch Albion FC Burn - 3.0 pts/game Burn kept for 31 games: 93 total pts.

#19 Brann-ing Sensations Kayode - 3.0 pts/game Kayode kept for 17 games: 51 total pts.

Super League Cup

Red Star Bowgrade won the cup

Red Star Bowgrade beat The VAR Koels 57-53 in the final.

Quarter-final

Perch Albion FC 43

Red Star Bowgrade 77

Tortoise Rovers 66

Brann-ing Sensations 69

Fellowship of t'Ball 73

The VAR Koels 78

Dynamo Brockley 85

Nick Pope's Popcast 60

Semi-final

Brann-ing Sensations 44

Red Star Bowgrade 65

Dynamo Brockley 61

The VAR Koels 66

Final

The VAR Koels 53

Red Star Bowgrade 57

PPAD Round Up

Perch Albion FC led decision efficiency

2.096 points per active decision.

Overall PPAD, full ranking

Overall PPAD combines transfer, captaincy, and team-selection calls into one points-per-decision score. Positive means the decisions added points overall; negative means they cost points.

#1 Perch Albion FC 2.096

#2 Brann-ing Sensations 1.7

#3 Red Star Bowgrade 1.163

#4 Fellowship of t'Ball 0.832

#5 The VAR Koels 0.419

#6 Nick Pope's Popcast 0.015

#7 Tortoise Rovers -0.376

#8 Dynamo Brockley -0.518

Rank	Team	Decisions	Points gained	PPAD
#1	Perch Albion FC	52	109.0	2.096
#2	Brann-ing Sensations	90	153.0	1.7
#3	Red Star Bowgrade	135	157.0	1.163
#4	Fellowship of t'Ball	101	84.0	0.832
#5	The VAR Koels	136	57.0	0.419
#6	Nick Pope's Popcast	137	2.0	0.015
#7	Tortoise Rovers	133	-50.0	-0.376
#8	Dynamo Brockley	137	-71.0	-0.518

Transfer rank, decisions vs points gained per decision

Transfer PPAD compares players brought in with the players moved out, including transfer hits. Higher means transfers added more points per move.

#1 Brann-ing Sensations 6.63

#2 Red Star Bowgrade 4.227

#3 The VAR Koels 3.952

#4 Fellowship of t'Ball 3.244

#5 Nick Pope's Popcast 2.797

#6 Tortoise Rovers 2.492

#7 Dynamo Brockley 1.667

- Perch Albion FC -

Rank	Team	Decisions	Points gained	PPAD
#1	Brann-ing Sensations	27	179.0	6.63
#2	Red Star Bowgrade	66	279.0	4.227
#3	The VAR Koels	63	249.0	3.952
#4	Fellowship of t'Ball	41	133.0	3.244
#5	Nick Pope's Popcast	64	179.0	2.797
#6	Tortoise Rovers	63	157.0	2.492
#7	Dynamo Brockley	66	110.0	1.667
-	Perch Albion FC	0	-	-

Captaincy rank, decisions vs points gained per decision

Captaincy PPAD compares the chosen captain with the vice captain each week. Higher means the armband choice beat the backup more often.

#1 Perch Albion FC 4.789

#2 Brann-ing Sensations 2.553

#3 The VAR Koels 2.553

#4 Red Star Bowgrade 1.789

#5 Fellowship of t'Ball 1.474

#6 Dynamo Brockley 1.026

#7 Nick Pope's Popcast 0.921

#8 Tortoise Rovers 0.447

Rank	Team	Decisions	Points gained	PPAD
#1	Perch Albion FC	38	182.0	4.789
#2	Brann-ing Sensations	38	97.0	2.553
#3	The VAR Koels	38	97.0	2.553
#4	Red Star Bowgrade	38	68.0	1.789
#5	Fellowship of t'Ball	38	56.0	1.474
#6	Dynamo Brockley	38	39.0	1.026
#7	Nick Pope's Popcast	38	35.0	0.921
#8	Tortoise Rovers	38	17.0	0.447

Selection rank, decisions vs points gained per decision

Selection PPAD compares the actual starting XI with the best valid XI from that squad that week. Zero is perfect; negative means points were left out of the XI.

#1 Fellowship of t'Ball -4.773

#2 Brann-ing Sensations -4.92

#3 Perch Albion FC -5.214

#4 Nick Pope's Popcast -6.057

#5 Red Star Bowgrade -6.129

#6 Dynamo Brockley -6.667

#7 Tortoise Rovers -7.0

#8 The VAR Koels -8.257

Rank	Team	Decisions	Points gained	PPAD
#1	Fellowship of t'Ball	22	-105.0	-4.773
#2	Brann-ing Sensations	25	-123.0	-4.92
#3	Perch Albion FC	14	-73.0	-5.214
#4	Nick Pope's Popcast	35	-212.0	-6.057
#5	Red Star Bowgrade	31	-190.0	-6.129
#6	Dynamo Brockley	33	-220.0	-6.667
#7	Tortoise Rovers	32	-224.0	-7.0
#8	The VAR Koels	35	-289.0	-8.257