The Asterisk League

The Poppy
Super League

Like they never even existed.

2024/25

Final standings · 38 gameweeks

Nat King Cole doing the cold celebration with an asterisk trophy, standing on a pirate flag.
The asterisk champion

Nat King Cole Palmer

Ashley Day

2,100points without City

Handicapped

Financially Doped

2024/25 original standings
#Team / managerPoints
1Nomadic Scumalex ashby2,343
2Nat King Cole PalmerAshley Day2,195
3AFC StillNilNilLadsJoe Meadway2,176
4Lion CityWil Barber2,106
5Tortoise RoversLouise Robinson2,064

Actual Points

City-free

2024/25 standings without Manchester City points
#Team / managerCity ptsPoints*Move
1Nat King Cole PalmerAshley Day952,100↑1
2Nomadic Scumalex ashby2512,092↓1
3Lion CityWil Barber1171,989↑1
4AFC StillNilNilLadsJoe Meadway2011,975↓1
5Tortoise RoversLouise Robinson1851,879—

2025/26

Final standings · 38 gameweeks

A broccoli mascot holding the asterisk trophy as a real beaver holds back a crowd of football mascots and a hungry tortoise.
The asterisk champion

Dynamo Brockley

Wil Barber

1,863points without City

Handicapped

Financially Doped

2025/26 original standings
#Team / managerPoints
1Dynamo BrockleyWil Barber2,171
2Nick Pope's PopcastAshley Day2,161
3The VAR Koelsalex ashby2,120
4Fellowship of t'BallThomas Chitseko2,055
5Red Star BowgradeJoe Meadway2,052
6Perch Albion FCAdie Kaye1,898
7Tortoise RoversLouise Robinson1,841
8Brann-ing SensationsCharlie D1,826

Actual Points

City-free

2025/26 standings without Manchester City points
#Team / managerCity ptsPoints*Move
1Dynamo BrockleyWil Barber3081,863—
2Nick Pope's PopcastAshley Day3981,763—
3Tortoise RoversLouise Robinson1761,665↑4
4Red Star BowgradeJoe Meadway4721,580↑1
5The VAR Koelsalex ashby5891,531↓2
6Brann-ing SensationsCharlie D3541,472↑2
7Perch Albion FCAdie Kaye4311,467↓1
8Fellowship of t'BallThomas Chitseko6791,376↓4

2026/27

In progress · Through GW10

Nat King Cole reaching closest to an unclaimed asterisk trophy as a real beaver and football mascots scramble over an Arsenal Eze shirt wearer.
The asterisk leader

Nat King Cole Palmer

Ashley Day

548points without City

Handicapped

Financially Doped

2026/27 original standings
#Team / managerPoints
1Red Star BowgradeJoe Meadway661
2Eze Viktor-yRoss Mumford641
3The Wanderkoelsalex ashby605
4Dynamo BrockleyWil Barber585
5Nat King Cole PalmerAshley Day581
6Tortoise RoversLouise Robinson556
7Branning SensationsCharlie D538
8Perch Albion FCAdie Kaye526
9Team ClaudeSarah Magee470

Actual Points

City-free

2026/27 standings without Manchester City points
#Team / managerCity ptsPoints*Move
1Nat King Cole PalmerAshley Day33548↑4
2Red Star BowgradeJoe Meadway162499↓1
3Dynamo BrockleyWil Barber93492↑1
4Eze Viktor-yRoss Mumford159482↓2
5The Wanderkoelsalex ashby127478↓2
6Tortoise RoversLouise Robinson146410—
7Perch Albion FCAdie Kaye134392↑1
8Branning SensationsCharlie D179359↓1
9Team ClaudeSarah Magee140330—
A blond-haired robot riding an enormous asterisk above the Earth.
A man wearing a winged helmet, black tunic and bronze armour in a rustic village.